mahanaibu-eebowai: come with me and you’ll be in a world of
chrssy: riding your man like
hugh-neutron: hugh-neutron: dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
It's better to let it die while it is still...
buysexual: i just want to lie next to someone and hold their hand and and kiss and sleep in each others arms and wake up and see them smiling
hagridlookalikeatyoservice: andywear: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom I keep looking for my mom...
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL!
You keep making me LOL in class and I keep being stared at!! Get it together Joey! *grumbles* flying pet store of death…
allsoulnosoldier: piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot Always have been, always will be. A true, most unfortunate, but inescapable feel :/
allsoulnosoldier: vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable. I think about that from time to time. O_o Remember, every person was porn somehow.
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Historical Nonfiction: When Did Americans Stop... →
historical-nonfiction: Before and during the American Revolution, the English, both in England and in the colonies, mostly spoke with a rhotic accent. The rhotic accent means that all hard r’s were pronounced, like “hard.” Once we had the first sound recordings after the American Revolution, some three hundred years…
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
Since [landing after Apollo 12], I have not complained about the weather one...– — Apollo 12 moonwalker Alan Bean Via Brainrow: “Perspective” (via janf)